He refers to his clothes by brand names.

What looks good on Brad Pitt is worn by lesser mortals. Remember, Brad Pitt could make a sackcloth look like couture.

He colours his hair blonde or any colour. Remember, real men gray gracefully. And as far as men are concerned, blondes don’t have more fun.

He chews bubblegum.

His butt is on display. If you ain’t Laeticia Casta, cover up.

He wears sunglasses in nightclubs or keeps them propped on his head all day. Nothing says “touch me not” to women more effectively.

He displays his sense of humour on his tee-shirts and ties. And makes people laugh at, not with him.